What are some of the best flirty quotes?
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I’m an organ donor, need anything?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
“Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.”
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose. Take off your clothes.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.
Any cute flirty quotes?
Hey does anyone have any cute flirty quotes for my facebook status?
All quotes are greatly appreciated. (=
Short and simple: I love you.
It would be perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine.
Did Santa try to stuff you in a bag on Christmas Eve? Don’t worry, I told him I wanted YOU for Christmas.
Spaces between your fingers is where my fingers are to be.
What can I say? I lost my phone number..very dumb of me..can i have yours?
If I never met you, I would never like you, If I never liked you, I couldnt love you, If I didnt luv ya I wouldnt miss ya, but I did, I do and I will.
Love you? Forever. Leave you? For never.
Flirty Quotes anyone?
What’s your top flirty quotes??
Please have more than one
they can be corny
“My love for you is like diarreah, it never ends.”
“Are those space pants you are wearing, becasue your ass is out of this world”
Im looking for flirty quotes?
something really really sexy, and catchy- like :
“I’ll be your prescription
Come and take a dose of me
Once you get a dose of me
You’ll think that I’m ya medicine ”
or even a quote of a song, … i just neeed something VERY flirty & SEXY.
Hey baby i dont know about you but does this rag smell like chloroform)
Cute/ flirty firefighter quotes?
I’ve recently met a guy who’s a firefighter (ah I’m so happy lol) and I think it would be cute to put a cute or flirty quote on facebook so he can know it’s for him..
Thanks for your help:)
Where my hose at!??
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